Shelly MazzanobleMothers are like dungeons. Some really stink and you'll do anything to avoid them. And some are lush sanctuaries filled with gold, jewels, and butterscotch schnapps-spiked Nestle Nesquik.
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Mothers are like dungeons. Some really stink and you'll do anything to avoid them. And some are lush sanctuaries filled with gold, jewels, and butterscotch schnapps-spiked Nestle Nesquik. This quote is a clever comparison of mothers and dungeons, and it makes a point about the danger of failing to appreciate the good ones. Some mothers are amazing and wonderful; then there are the rest.
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